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Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:45:37 -0400

blackamazon:

facebooksexism:

breewriteswords:

pleatedjeans:

The mayor of Mississauga, Canada is a badass. via

Hazel McCallion, everbody.

92 years old,

34 years in office,

$0 in debt

$700 million in reserve

Eight prime ministers

One truck.

But women aren’t strong leaders… OH WAIT.

Now I’m sure somebody’s gonna tell me something but

supports a Palestinian state

supports Aids CHarities

told her city well if we cant get money y’all need to pay taxes and maintains a 76 approval rating

nick named Hurricane Hazel

and is so boss lady that she don’t run she’ tells folks to give that money to charity

I will always reblog this lady.

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:01:47 -0400

one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:00:46 -0400

one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like

just rest your eyes

get comfy

we’re all in this together

you are safe here

it will be ok

And, my favorite, the humble music major.

"push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:00:19 -0400

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push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.

3. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it.

4. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.

5. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.

6. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

7. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.

8. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.

9. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.

10. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.

11. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.

12. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.

14. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.

15. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.

16. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.

”

- Sixteen Small Steps to Happiness (via pigmenting)

sleep: manda: remember how innocent chris brown was in his wall to wall days no but i remember...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:59:05 -0400

sleep:

manda:

remember how innocent chris brown was in his wall to wall days

no but i remember when he pushed rihanna from wall to wall

koripxo: thatduck-sureisugly: I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:58:45 -0400

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

lilfaux: that-darn-hyena: skully-pens: cosmicremix: tordles: ...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:45:23 -0400

lilfaux:

that-darn-hyena:

skully-pens:

cosmicremix:

tordles:

thingsthatsuckass:

marcovicci:

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg

so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING

I feel particularly close to this one:

THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~

I’m so done right now

When you gain more than 1 follower in one day

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:43:30 -0400

laugh-addict:

nerdofchaos: recreationalcannibalism: the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:40:50 -0400

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.”

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

Reblog if it's okay to start talking to you.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:37:20 -0400

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:33:36 -0400

skvtebovrd: cory kennedy haha

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:31:32 -0400

skvtebovrd:

cory kennedy haha

magdaneela: remember this part?

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:19:08 -0400

magdaneela:

remember this part?

ketter-chan: Source from: We heart it

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:18:13 -0400

ketter-chan:

Source from: We heart it

that-crazy-fangirl-over-there: Troll sketches! (And yes,...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:17:59 -0400

that-crazy-fangirl-over-there:

Troll sketches!

(And yes, these are the ones I’m making into icons)

And ignore my handwriting, it sucks as always.

My favorite ones out of these are Vriska and Gamzee. uvu

please-dont-feed-the-trolls: Hussie probably figured that we...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:15:22 -0400

please-dont-feed-the-trolls:

Hussie probably figured that we would decipher Jane and Jake’s dialoglog too, so he didn’t let us see it. Fuck you, Fuck me, Fuck literally everything. You are ruining my life, Hussie.

Still searching for John.

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:14:36 -0400

jade-harley413: HOMESTUCK we worship it

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:13:20 -0400

jade-harley413:

HOMESTUCK

we worship it